Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.
by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010

Spongebob SquarePants episode 246a When Plankton's Usual spot to dump is rotten chum is too full, he tricks Spongebob into hiding it around the city.
by Wowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 23, 2019

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by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022

by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018

by Ronan Bizzo July 8, 2022

Plankton is Mr. Krabs' business rival. You can't catch me, I went to college! He has a computer wife, Karen.
by Allyson Holiday October 27, 2018
