white plains

Home of some of the greatest legends of Westchester. Including Ron Burgundy, Mattie Diesel and T.I. members including Pink Rob. Over 15 Dunkin Donuts locations and some of the cheapest gas in Westchester. Also three C.V.S locations within a half a mile from each other.

where are you going tonight?
ummm white plains.......where else?

by pf william t santiango February 28, 2009

Plainview, MN

A shitty place in Southeastern Minnesota where if your not a hick or a drug dealing alcoholic. Your not a resident. The school is so god damn awful. Besides the fact that they're just as poor as an Ethiopian lemonade stand (don't get me started on the embezzlement problem). The best thing there is walking down the street and finding semen filled condoms and used heroin needles. There is some decent things though, Most people are down to have a good time. The ones that don't are either white Virgins that play gay magic card games and listen to Mo Bamba and my Fucking little pony or Obama loving Libtards that praise equal rights, world peace and Rosa Parks and shit. that ain't happening here. We might have STDs just crawling on every park bench here but we can be some of the most badass sons of bitches on the planet if you give us booz and a free pass to say the N-word so if you would like to visit. Bring beer and call the Principle of the school a pussy Snowflake and welcome to the shit show that is Plainview also. Don't drink the water. Its full of chlorine and period blood. #GodBlessAmerica #fuckinragheads #3millionindebt #getoffmydickbitch #becauseisaidso #LiveFastAndEatAss #fuckwithmeandIchopyoudickoffpussy

"Bro we going to that party in Plainview, MN tomorrow night." "Nah, I'm not a big fan of Chlamydia and unwanted buttsex, but thanks for asking."

by Mike Honcho (aka Daddy) 💦 December 25, 2018

plain jane

Ordinary, average female, moderately attractive but mentally stable.

I'll take a plain jane over a hot psycho-bitch every time, man.

by John Ronald November 19, 2007

Kick That Nigger Bitch of the Plain

It's okay, he's part West African.

Guy with Burger-King hat: Kick that nigger bitch of the plain.
Other people: You can't say that :(
Guy with Burger-King hat: It's okay, i'm part West African

by SkrtMoment May 6, 2021

plainville handshake

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.

I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

by HoratioHornblower February 16, 2009

plainwell

Boring fucking town in Michigan with nothing to do. Home of the Plainwell Trojans, the world's safest mascot.

by Eric "Flicky" September 14, 2003

south plainfield girl

A South Plainfield girl is from of course South Plainfield NJ. The most typical out of all of them is all they do is act like any other slut to get attention. If they don't know you they will roll down the window passing by saying loud stupid random flirty bullshit. They ask for money all the time even when they have a job and act like they are into you just to get something for free or have something there way and think they can take no for an answer and act like they are tough when they are just all boney from all the drugs, drunk from all the booze they drink, and always pissy prissy from all the time from bleeding everywhere from their lose beef curtains sounds like they will be great extras for (The Walking Dead). Most of them are losers that are mostly pregnant while in high school or graduated from not wearing any sort of protection and introducing another future SP loser into the shitty ass town to follow their footsteps. Some are jocks, some are in clubs, and last mast majority are sluts that just want it all for themselves going to gyms to lose baby weight and wanting to find a man to take care of them when they all fail nearly 97.5 % of the time. The ones that do drugs either walk around with a hood on pick up cigarette buds and brag. They are all fake, immature, and has that retarded heyy wannabe valley girl voice.

SOUTHPLAINFIELD GIRL 1: MY DADS A COP AND I SUCK COCK.

SOUTHPLAINFIED GIRL 2: CAN I BORROW A DOLLOR !? I WILL suck YOUR COCK.

SOUTH PLAINFIELD GIRL 3: I WILL MAKE YOU CRY (but, has a man who beats them and crys like a usual bitch on a pillow)

by BIG DOG 7.62 December 11, 2015