Placenta Shark

anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.

or:
A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.

"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"

"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"

by Yvonne ginger October 18, 2008

placenta queef

When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).

Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.

by PQbitch January 23, 2020

placenticles

Tentacles, specifically those which precede child birth, which live in a woman’s placenta.

Doctor: “holy f***, look at all of those placenticles”

by kdenmcfish April 10, 2021

Zebra Placenta

substitution slang word for 'bull shit'

"Zebra Placenta! I told him about the concert three weeks ago!"

by James Bass March 20, 2003

placenta

A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.

Placenta also known as "afterbirth"

Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?

Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?

Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?

by Bradley Pitticus May 3, 2006

Placentia

Suburbia, nice town, nothing to do though

Man, I live in Placentia. Talk about boring.

by Rockerdude182 July 22, 2012

Placenta

A word used to replace "plan", placenta is a word rapidly growing in popularity and has been used publicly by big names such as Justin Timberlake, Conan o' brian and Snooki.

When replacing "plan" in a situation involving a plan gone awry, "torn placenta" can be used.

Jenni " Hey Snooki, what's your placenta for tonight?"
Snooki "Get shot faced and hook up with a juicing gorilla!"

John "I'm thinking I'm going to propose the same way that my girls divorced parents did."
Paul "What a shitty, unoriginal placenta."

Jeremy "hey Caitlin, there's a tear in the placenta, I can't go out tonight."

by Snowbasin September 15, 2011