pitnic

a picnic on a guy's shaved pits with no deodorant. we keep it all natural here :)

Trevor just shaved his pits, let's have a pitnic! Who's bringing the sandwiches?!

by Trevor Rose February 18, 2011

pitnitch

An umbrella term used to categorize anyone being any of the usual negative terms such as jerk, douche, prick, or asshole.

Ted stole my towel, what a pitnitch

Stop being a pitnitch and finish your brew

by ElGatoTheManCat December 6, 2013

pitocilina

Two words fused together to insinuate a type of medicine/medical treatment; #pito, meaning cock, and #cilina, meaning -cillin. This medication is given to any and all sexually frustrated women who have gone a few days, weeks, months, or years without a good dick down.

Friend 1: no mames guey, mi vieja ánda con sus pínches mamádas. Ya me tiéne hasta la madre!

Friend 2: Pues dale su pitocilina!

by Chrump Zabitch December 10, 2019

Pitoid

Short for “Pi Factoid.” Tidbits or juicy bits about the number π that seldom make it to the side pages of math textbooks.

Some examples of pitoids are:
a) In a mathematical beauty contest, the number π would be the Miss Universe among the constants.
b) Aliens are more likely to communicate to earthlings in terms of e, i, and π rather than 0 and 1.
c) No number in popular culture is more famous than π.

by MathPlus October 19, 2021

Patonic

adj Referrng to the period of history (1989 onwards) when Paton ruled the Earth.

Patonic Knights, Patonic Sausages, Patonic Powers

by Weelly February 10, 2004

Pionism

A religious belief that our almight father, Pio the Silent Sleeper created for our leisure. This belief emphasizes the human nature of doing absolutely nothing except sleeping.

When a young believer has passed the test of laziness and procrastination, the word 'pionized' can be expressed.

All hail pionism.
This pionism got me very lazy, I need to start working harder.
Dude I think you just got pionized.

by Justine Beiber December 29, 2014

Pistoning

piss-ton-ing
(verb)

Rapid back and forth motion contained within the ass (closed first or otherwise) without removing the hand.

(see also: Fisting)

Him: So, how do you like to get fisted?
Me: Pistoning is my favourite! Piston my hole so fast until I cum without jerking off.

by PureTea January 9, 2023