pitniney

Old southern slang term, used to describe a poor/uneducated black woman with alot of kids.

As we drove down the dirt road, we passed an old pitniney walking with 5 kids behind her.

by Old Cracker September 15, 2010

Porn-Pathing

When you know how to get from one porn video to another based on the related tab.

"Yo homie, whom I apparently watch pornography with. What's the Porn-pathing for that one video with the step mom and sister fucking the dude on independence day?"-probably some guy named Chad

"Just start with Step Cousins BFF "It was just a Kiss, it"s not like you were sucking his Dick" S17: Ep. 2 then go to "I just Wanted my Step Brother to Manhandle Me" Busty Step Sis Jewelz Blu then FamilyStrokes - Nerdy Step-Bro Fucked me for Homework"- probably some guy named Dave or maybe Sam idk

"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad

by HeroHalfWolf January 20, 2021

Pitino'd

Ejaculating in 15 seconds

I hadn't gotten laid in 3 months and Pitino'd a hot chick the other night at Porcini. Pretty embarrassing.

by Louisvilleisashithole July 31, 2010

pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy

Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?

by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008

pitching a tent

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.

Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.

by tent picther May 7, 2010

pitching a tent

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

pitchin' in the mirror

Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchin’ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.

Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.

by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019