Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

Piddletwist

The hair on the end of a dog's penis that gets soaked in urine and twists together forming a firm point.

The small black dog's piddletwist needs trimming, he has been swabbing it all over the couch.

by Dr Strangepork January 19, 2015

Piddle Puddle

The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.

I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.

I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Piddle

the act of peeing a little bit because of so much laughter

I laughed so hard I think I just piddled.

by thepiddler September 9, 2011

piddle-paddling

verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.

You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"

by bepatient March 19, 2006

piddle scoot

when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.

who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place

by j crisp May 7, 2011

piddle my fiddle

For a woman to masturbate

Brody didn't make me cum last night so I had to piddle my fiddle

by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016