Piping mince 

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

Piping mince by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

Piping bag 

A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting

Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard there’s gonna be frosting everywhere!

Piping bag by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

piping me up 

To hype someone up, tell them what they want to hear.to instigate

During the fight, everyone was piping me up

piping me up by Lulu boo boo July 19, 2017

Piping On 

The act of someone talking shit and cranking on about pointless activities.

Dean Is always piping on, sometimes I wish he would just shutup.

Piping On by Funny man 808 July 21, 2012

piping hot laxative 

Coffee, well known for its mysterious laxative properties

Hey, I'm a little constipated; would you mind picking me up a piping hot laxative at Starbucks?

piping hot laxative by MamaLemma March 5, 2008

piping it up 

Making out that one is bigger / badder / harder than one actually is.

Person - Azza said he's gonna do 400kg on the leg press later.

Friend - Yeah, he's always piping it up though.

piping it up by Arnold J. Vadgehammer November 18, 2007

Piping Cold 

The act of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with one or more partners. Discovered by two young scholars once coming across a Dunkin Donuts advertisement for ice cold beverages.

1. Malcolm: Hey bruh, you might wanna take this Magnum, who knows, you might get lucky tonight.

Martin: 1. I get lucky EVERY night. and 2. *slaps condom to the ground* I dont need those. I Pipe Cold.

2. Amber: OMG those Phi Psi guys are so attractive, cultured, and in shape. I'd let any and every one of them pipe cold.

Katt: You're disgusting.

3. Thank the BasedGod for the day after pill. I'd be a not so proud father of 7 if it weren't for these things because i stay Piping Cold.

Piping Cold by The Hood Sage June 16, 2011