Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.

"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"

by the apple pier January 12, 2013

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019

piping

to give oral intercourse to a male (where the penis is being compared to a pipe); or in common laymen terms: to give a blowjob!

Anne was piping me in the toilets; she's the only woman ever giving me a blowjob!

by Fukaface! November 12, 2010

Piping bag

A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting

Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard there’s gonna be frosting everywhere!

by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

bag piping

the act of thrusting someones armpit as if they were playing the bag pipes.

I totally bagpiped that McBroad the other day.

by Keanu Reeves May 6, 2005

stove piping

When an uncircumcised man slides his foreskin over top of another mans circumsised penis and proceeds to jack the man off with his foreskin. Its like the tight sleeve fitment of stove pipes, hence the name stove piping!

Man, Pasquallys foreskin is a real tight fit!! He could barely roll his foreskin over my cock! It was just like we were stove piping in a wood stove!

by DUFMAN March 31, 2008