A Pinochan Hangover (see also Pangover) occurs when one gets some pinocha at night which causes one or both parties in said activity to sleep like a baby. However, in the morning it often results in a desperate need for a couple more hours of sleep. When it isn’t possible to get these additional hours of sleep, a Pinochan Hangover occurs.
“Dude,you’re looking kinda rough this morning. Did you drink too much last night?” “No man, I gave her a mustache ride and pounded her like a mallard duck last night. Slept great all night but could have used a few more hours of sleep. I have a pinochan hangover.”
by Dr. Shirley January 18, 2023
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Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.
Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.
by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014
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(Girl Revenge) Where the girl grabs her mans dick while its hard and bends it at the middle causing massive pain; Breaking his boner.
Officer: You're under arrest for the assault of this girl.
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!
by Vurtax June 6, 2010
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Nicki had a brown dot on her forehead this morning, she must have got the Hindu Pinnochio last night.
by Las Vegas Tripod March 29, 2011
Get the Hindu Pinnochio mug.When an individual of the male gender is having his testicles orally gratified from the rear, said individual spreads the cheeks of their buttocks and thrusts themselves backwards, thus plunging the unfortunate recipient's nose into their gaping rectum; the rarity of the circumstances wherein a Dirty Pinnochio can be performed make this maneuver all the more impressive.
"Billy asked me to suck his balls from behind last night, and before I knew it, he gave me a Dirty Pinnochio."
by Suburban Assassin July 16, 2006
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2. Person 1. "Oh look here comes Amber."
Person 2. "I don't associate with her, she's a pinnochio."
2. Person 1. "Oh look here comes Amber."
Person 2. "I don't associate with her, she's a pinnochio."
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