A version of an otherwise nice hispanic person, who is rude,
stupid, inconsiderate, grotesquely
ugly, indifferent about hygiene, and disposed to ignore local laws, customs, and general etiquette, because they're too lazy to practice civility. Sexually, males shoot long before their women are satisfied, and women tending to be too grotesque to fuck, as they consider a 90-pound, cellulite-ridden ass to be
sexy.
Indigenous to the town of Hialeah,
Florida, diaspora have been establishing flourishing colonies in Miami proper, Miami Beach, Southbeach, North Miami, and as far north as Fort Lauderdale.
Not to be confused with proper, polite, and genuinely nice Cubans, as they give us a
bad name.
I was driving to Miami Beach, when some Pinga, blasting Reggaton on his
car stereo, cut into my lane, clipped my front end, and tore off.
A few weeks ago, I was SO desperate, that I hit up Carlita for a quickie. Unfortunately, being the
perfect pinga, at 5'1" and 355 pounds, she also smelled horrible, due to the fact that she hadn't cleaned out any of the 50 or so loads that had been pumped into her the night before, by other pingas. I opted to make mad, passionate love to my right hand, instead of her.
I was at the beach when I saw a bunch of kids running around, kicking sand all over
people, knocking over their
ice chests, and generally making their lives unpleasant. I looked around for the
parents, and when I spotted a morbidly overweight
woman, flabby breasts pouring out of her bikini
top, meat curtains hanging out of the bottom, and a gut folded over itself, hanging down to her pubes, I realized that I'd located the pinga in charge. When a very nice Hispanic
woman asked her in Spanish to be careful with her children, the pinga answered by threatening her, and throwing a Coke bottle at her.
