cock-punch

A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.

He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch

by cockermaster July 25, 2012

Forbidden cock punch

The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.

“My friend was being a douche canoe so I gave him the Forbidden Cock Punch”

by Gladium15 April 12, 2022

kamikaze cock punch

To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"

Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"

by IM THAT 1 DUDE November 2, 2013

Cock Punch

Whipping your penis out during sex and jabbing your partner in the face hard enough to make it feel like a punch.

She told me she likes kinky stuff last night so I whipped my dick out and cock punched her in the face.

by Nipplesandtoes May 30, 2017

Cock punch

When a man cuddles you and you feel his cock punch you in the gut!

The date went fine, we kissed goodbye but he got over excited and his cock punched me in the gut and nearly winded me!

by Crudeoil December 20, 2021

sumo punch in the cock

When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.

Steve took a sumo punch in the cock and had to get his balls re-descended.

by Swoops June 16, 2016

Jalisco fruit punch cocktail

When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.

Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!

by Horchatalover69 July 14, 2023