pimping

A person who has the best girls. and the most bling-bling of anyone.

Tylep P is Pimping

by EN STVNS October 17, 2003

parking lot pimping

After the club closes, you pick up somebody in the parking lot to go home with.

The girls and I danced so much last night at the club, that by the time we paid any attention to the guys, it was closing time. As we headed out to our car, I saw a cute guy and decided I wanted to hook up with him. I approached him and after a little parking lot pimping on my part, we headed back to my place.

by plp April 21, 2006

myspace pimping

1) (v) - When an individual, usually a loser or a pretty boy who just got dumped, goes on Myspace and looks for girls -- generally in his area -- and proceeds to "mack" on them on their myspace by leaving comments and sometimes perverted messages.

2) When the same individual uses Myspace to meet women in the real world.

1) Stop MySpace pimping, wigga. You ain't gonna get nowhere.

2) How'd he meet that new fat chick of his?

He was MySpace pimping the other day.

Ohhhh.. *barf*

by AC October 29, 2006

Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

Aol pimping

Going into aol's chat rooms and trying to pick up or hitting on a lot of women.

Billy:Mom not right now im AOL pimping.

bob77::hey baby whats up
richard493::Man look at bob77 go he is really aol pimping today

by keilowkei October 17, 2010

Internet pimping

The act of pimping over the internet. Although not as effective as actual pimping because you cannot bitch slap. Funds are often exchanged through Paypal (There is the origin of its infamous name)

I was internet pimping Jessica Simpson last night for all her money, but that bitch wouldn't pay so I had to bitch slap her this morning.

by Pimping in Ohio December 31, 2009

pimping

the pragmatic solution arrived at in the final analysis by an economically challenged individual seeking an alternative to his (possibly her) own procurement by those higher in the food chain on the 'strip', (a readily available area of tarmac, with a ratio of persons to neon signs of 1:100 to be found in most populated areas.

Prerequisites include such skills as jive talking, fur stacking, trick management, prophylactic distribution, and the most problemized issue of collecting paper, which itself represents the genesis of the subject of the terminology described and defined herein.

the gentleman in question asserts that he was present at the said time and location, wearing a pink suit with a cane, alligator shoes and 5 boxes of Durex, with the intention of purchasing a can of coke. The defence finds the claim made, namely that the defendant was engaging in the act of 'pimping, to be thoroughly outrageous.

by Not Applicable December 14, 2004