Pittmaned

1. One who dones dosen't know what they're doing

2. An idiot

3. A moron

4. A feeling dealing with being mentally gone

1. I Pittmaned in front of the class

2. Don't pull a Pittman

3 Dude last night I was so Pittmaned

by dswilkie January 15, 2011

pittman

n. A person who has a fetish for armpit order and/or hair.

Hayden loved European women because he was such a pittman.

by "K" Dog July 15, 2008

Jameel Abdul Pittman

Is a savage Can take your girl and fuck your sister at the same time.Also can pleasure any women,Is a ultimate Pussy Eater.Is a handsome and has Good luck.

Jameel Abdul Pittman just ate my pussy out so good

by Real Dictionary For Real October 18, 2016

pittman

(v) to leave a friendly engagement very early due to the influence of time, patience, or other participants.

Rob was upset that the kids at the park weren't going to share the basketball court, so he pittmanned out of there and went home in tears.

by brad the great July 21, 2008

Blainn Pittman

From the once active crime syndicate in central California. Blainn was notorious for his drug related crimes, and stopped at nothing to pursue his long term goal of becoming a large scale drug kingpin in Fresno, CA. His dream failed however, when his dealings were reported to the local authoirites. Mr. Pittman is still at large.

Seller: This is the best **** money can buy.
Buyer: Maybe for you, but this has nothing on Blainn Pittman.

by Dolarhyde July 15, 2007

Pulling A Pitman

When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.

Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Nigel Pittman

What you call someone when they are extremely sexy, have a vann dyke on their face and sport a blow out extremely well.

Damn boi you are a Nigel Pittman.

by thirdarmofjustice September 10, 2006