piltman 

To be quite literally the most fucked up (intoxicated) person within the room, house, party etc. This is ONLY surpassed by the next level of intoxication which is referred to being "Piltman mike". One whom is "Piltman often does one of the following:
1. Nods off while engaged in a game of fifa
2. Passes out in mid sentence due to their extreme level of being pilt.
3. Uses the slurred word "chom" for no apparent reason

Ex. Yo check out chomas hes fuckin piltman.

piltman by T.Phillips October 30, 2013

pillmanize 

A professional wrestling term. Reffers to placing an opponent's limb inside a partly folded steel chair, and then stomping or jumping on to the legs of the chair in an effort to break the limb.

Named after the late Flyin Brian Pillman.

HHH tried to pillmanize Benoit's knee inside that steel chair.

pillmanize by Bunk May 28, 2006

Pitman method 

The act of opening a banana from it's opposite end, commonly chipping away at it's darkened stub with your thumbnails, then peeling it back per usual.

The benefit of this is that If the top of the banana is acting particularly stubborn, the Pitman method prevents damage to the banana and/or requiring the use of exterior tools to open the banana successfully.

Consoquently, the Bottom of the banana can become equally, if not more, damaged. But I know at least two people, including myself, who choose to discard of the bottom bit, as it's got a slightly bitter bit at the very end.

Birrell: "Hot dang, my Banana simply won't peel!"

Jay: "You clown, use the Pitman method!"

Birrell: "I'm simply astounded!"

Jay: "You're keen as!"

Pitman method by James Birrell April 24, 2008

plitman 

Plitman (noun)- to nonchalantly and skillfully shotgun a Red Bull. Best when executed in conspicuous location or time (i.e. a library, an airport security checkpoint, while having sex)

I was in the library cramming for a test but couldn't stay awake so I did a plitman.

plitman by ragepi November 6, 2011

pitman surprise 

when having intercourse in the doggy position, pick up your phone, and call a friend. when you friend picks up the phone, pull out and slip your member into your lovers ass. make sure the phone is close to your lover's face to receive the "yelp" or scream. proceed to hang up the phone, and finish without her knowledge of anything happening.

i got a call from anthony, but all i heard was moaning, then a scream. He must have given her the pitman surprise.

pitman surprise by johnny dildonics January 28, 2008

Rossy Pitman 

When you wake up and think, you know what, i can't be asked to shave today, so you leave all your facial hair. Normally happens everyday for a week, and at the end of the week your beard is massive, and trampy-looking.

Monday morning, *Yawn,* shit, running late, no time for a shave, might as well get a Rossy, and by friday, ill have a massive Rossy Pitman.

Rossy Pitman by dunknoe3500 May 13, 2010

harrison pittman 

Very good looking man, has a 8 pack, can bench 480, GPA is 5, plays table tenis D4

Oh ya harrison pittman, did I ask.

harrison pittman by Harrison Pittman October 18, 2020