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profitable pilfering

To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.
Profitable pilfering is Melia and Shaqueera's favorite past-time.
by MeliaCobain June 13, 2007
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pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality
Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.
by Boots August 3, 2004
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pillaging

The act of consuming 16 or more 30mg pills of dextromathorphan HBr.

Usually found (OTC) in cold and cough relief medicine.
1. Dude lets fucking pillage tonight!
2. Tito and me were pillaging at the park last night.
3. That bitch looks like she's pillaging.
by MacV7 April 26, 2007
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Dorm Pillaging

The act of entering an unlocked dorm room on a university campus, and taking all valuable electronics, random objects of interest, and food (duh).
Yesterday, we went dorm pillaging and ended up taking that douchebag Andy's hair gel, jock strap collection, and a bunch of those awkward pictures he has of his Mom on his bulletin board.
by Lord of Ballyhoo September 28, 2011
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Pontious-pilating

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.
Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide
by mushroomroulette January 9, 2012
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Pillowing

The act of covering ones self or another with pillows, such that you are not visible to anyone in the room or cuddle puddle.
Did anyone see Ella?" "I'm right here, I'm just pillowing!
by NomadicEntrepreneur August 4, 2011
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Pillowing

To bring a girl home and wait for her to use your bathroom before jerking off on her pillow. You then proceeds to initiate intercourse - doggy-style - before pushing her face into the soiled pillowcase.
"Yeah, dude, she had no idea, but I was totally pillowing that chick last night."

"Awesome, you should save that pillowcase for next time."
by awthedarx December 29, 2011
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