feast of ponies

a threesome position where in the dude lies down and one girl mounts him, the other sits on his face and then the girls make out while the dude goes to town.

every dude wants to do a feast of ponies

by dreadedskullet January 6, 2006

cell-phonie

Basically a person that you see walking down the street that feels the need carry on a fake conversation on their cell phone due to the fact that they are by themselves and want people to think that they are on some important mission or need to be somewhere.

Me and Rebecca were heading to the bar last week and saw Jessica walking down the street by herself, talking on her cell phone. What a cell-phonie she is.

by stuart williams June 11, 2007

anti-phonescial

When you never answer your phone and always let people get the answering machine. A combination of anti-social and phone.

Taylor was extremely anti-phonescial, he NEVER ANSWERED THE PHONE!

sophie: how come you never answer your phone
taylor: i'm anti-phonescial

by Kaylyn B. April 22, 2008

Do you guys not have phones?

A sentence used by a guy who sold out a well-known famous franchise to the chinese investors during a certain convention joined by hundreds of fans.

Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.

Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).

Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "

Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"

Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"

by Moira Tyles January 9, 2019

hooked on phonics

eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!

houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!

by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003

phonics

A base word that pertains to sound, communication, and pronunciation.

I hate the background music for the Hooked-On-Phonics commercial.

by GalaxyDancer May 23, 2005

e-phonics

The shortening or blatant misspelling of words in order to appear cool on the internet when really it comes across as ignorant.

Example of e-phonics in action:

Thatcalichick: OMG tht b0y is teh hottness.

Dizzybroad: O Rly? Do you want to sex0r him?

Thatcalichick: Ys Rly. W00T!

by Melba Searcy April 12, 2007