Hooked-On-Phonics

The reading program for fuckholes! woohoo! yes, soo lee is indeed "hooked on phonics". YES YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKHOLE!!! teeheehee

Soo Lee is hooked on phonics! Damn Right!

by SRL September 26, 2004

Crap-o-phonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

by maudibe February 7, 2010

Phonical

Meaning to be extremely bright, neon colors, noticed from miles alway

-wow her shoes are extremely phonical

by Kaitlyn. June 8, 2015

Celesto-Phonics

Heavenly Sounds

Music or songs that sound as if angels have created them!

Those sounds were so sweet they were Celesto-Phonic . A feast of angelic music played and the room was filled with Celesto-Phonics!

by equalitist© September 19, 2017

Phonic Freak

People that speak like absolute autists and can never speak like a normal sane human being.

Person: There’s no sink in the water, oh I mean there’s no water in the sink.

Me: Spit it out you phonic freak.

by hillbillyscrag123 February 3, 2018

Poop Phonics

A method of teaching fecally focused children to read. They are encouraged to look in the toilet after pooping and use a stick to rearrange their floating turds into readable letter combinations and sounds they can use to form words.

5 year old Bobby was obsessed with his poop but was not interested in learning to read, so his mom introduced him to Poop Phonics. Soon he was building complex sounds in the toilet and reading above grade level.

by Velvet Tongue February 19, 2026