phlemo

an emo with a cold. this cold is often caught thanks to sitting in a cold, dark room writing depressing poetry
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.

Phlemo: Accchhoooo-hooo-hooo! AAArgh! i have a COLD! my life SUCKS!
Me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
Phlemo: No, id rather be in PAIN! wait, what did you just call me?
Me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you...

by SellotapeLips May 9, 2010

Phegan

Pronounced "feegan". Being an an individual who, on the basis of WiFi related health concerns, consciously and completely avoids the use and ownership of mobile phone technology. A true phegan rejects physical contact with cellphones in the same manner one would expect a true vegan to reject physical contact with meat products.

Waddaya mean I need to download an app for that? I don't own a cellphone. I'm phegan.

by Global Citizen November 1, 2019

phlogistinator

An incredibly unbalanced weapon in the game Team Fortress 2. Often used by noobs, it encourages the popular ''W+M1+ Stragedy, taking little effort.

Oh shit, the other team is using a phlogistinator

by Define_Awesome May 3, 2016

Jason Phleming

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.

She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.

by STAJATS June 7, 2009

phlegmatic

not easily excited to action or show of emotion. aka apathetic

Emily Page is phlegmatic

by don't hate me cos you ain't me April 28, 2009

phlegm

the green snotlike substance that rattles in your throat when you cough,especially after smoking about 70 cigarettes

the old woman 'hawked' up a large gobbet of 'phlegm' from deep in her throat,and spat it onto a shop window,where it bounced once before clinging to the glass and spreading slightly,waiting menacingly,for the first passerby to brush against it,transferring the green bastard to their expensive designer top so,when they, arrived everyone at the party would look and wonder.

by scotsbuff November 23, 2003

butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016