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Dry Philadelphia 

When a woman covers her butthole in crumbled up saltine crackers making her ass dry and the man bangs her anus from behind while his penis is covered in cheese whiz.
I really wanted a cheesesteak so I just gave her a dry philadelphia instead.
Dry Philadelphia by Radski June 29, 2011

philadelphia 

Like any large city, it is hard to define Philadelphia in just one way. It has its rich neighborhoods like Society Hill and it has a lot of poor neighborhoods. Just read the history of Philadelphia and you will respect the city and realize other cities don't even come close. No, its not fancy or glitzy, but thats why I believe it is a great city. It has integrity, like the hard working people in the city. In the USA, it might be the most historically influential city. It was the first capital, and was home to the first hospital, zoo, stock exchange, public library, public grammar school, public volunteer fire department, university, bank, computer, modern sky scraper, and the list goes on. Still want to disrespect this city?

-And by the way, the only reason "The Real World" initially cancelled shooting in Philly was because of the Unions. With that worked out, it is coming back and filming this spring.
The present status of Philadelphia might not be as impressive as its history, but it can only improve from this point.
philadelphia by Philarch April 14, 2004

Philadelphia Union 

A Major League Soccer club based in Chester, PA (close to Philadelphia.) Started in 2010, the Union have earned a reputation of loud fans, with the largest supporters group being the Sons of Ben (SoBs.) They had the best uniforms until management slapped a bimbo sticker on the front. The Union play on the Delaware River Waterfront in the shadow of the Commodore Barry Bridge. Doop.
Union Fan: Hey lets crush the energy drinks this weekend!
New York Fan: you can't match our washed up brand names.
Union Fan: We will doop on you sell-outs. Philadelphia Union til I die!

Philadelphia Fakeout 

A sexual act where the man is having sex with a woman from behind, pretends to ejaculate inside of her and when she turns around he ejaculates on her face.
How Larry, that was some Philadelphia Fakeout.
Yeah, I know, I really nailed that slut.

Philadelphia sidecar 

When one engages in coitus with a colostomy stoma, using the stoma as a site of entry for a cock or some other pleasurable instrument.
The philadelphia sidecar I got from Tom last night nearly perforated my bowel!
Philadelphia sidecar by Nursy January 15, 2009

Philadelphia Snowplow 

A sex act wherein a male while engaged in sex from behind doggy style with a female, grabs the female's legs and pulls them into the air in the start of the gymnastics exercise "wheelbarrow," and runs her into the wall.
"While she had her eyes closed and was resting her weight on her hands and knees i grabbed her legs up and walked her face into the nearest wall in a textbook philadelphia snowplow"