Puckled

That state you reach in the bath or hot tub where you've stayed in so long that it's gone beyond picked to puckled.

Awe man! I've been in this hot tub so long my skin has become puckled!

by LastGasp September 24, 2014

puckle

A penis that has cuts on it.

My penis is puckle with scars.

by Chodeser February 13, 2003

Puckleface

A person who has a yellowish substance covering the face that makes them appear very unattractive.

That girl is so ugly, she look like a Puckleface

by Charles R. Aber August 17, 2009

puckle

The greasy film that accumulates in one's butt crack in high humidity regions. Also known as butt grease, or anal leakage. sharts are the main culprits in the formation of puckle. Indicators for puckle include, a slimy sensation around the anus, an incessant need to re-wipe, skid marks or aggie laundry marks.

Dude, my butt is nasty! I must have a bad case of puckle.

by tx_doc June 1, 2006

Phuckless

Having a lack of luck with your cell phone

My battery is dying and I broke my phone case - I'm having a phuckless day!

by NL1973 April 28, 2010

pluckley

A sleepy village in darkest Kent. England's most haunted according to the Guinness Book of Records circa 2008.

Pluckley? UK's most haunted village innit?

by Ninja38 November 18, 2018

Puckles

Word used by freaks to describe a fraud footballer

I have puckles on fifa - also translates to im a massive fucking nonce who likes getting fisted by my dad whilst docking my brother

by Tiny foreskin February 5, 2021