peeing mechanics

A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.

When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.

by Jkimmy98 March 6, 2014

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

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by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022

Peking University

Peking University is like Harvard in USA, is the best university in China. It is also the first formally established modern national university in China.

Q: Why do you want go to Tsinghua University?
A: Because I cannot get into Peking University.

by Tison February 28, 2011

Pexxing

To play apex legends.

I'm going to do some pexxing with some buddies.

by kramerwannabe February 25, 2019

peeing outdoors

Peeing outdoors is something most people love to do. For obvious reasons it is much easy for males to do though, but girls do manage. There are many places to pee outdoors, in fact basically anywhere.

"OMG, I really gotta pee but I can't find the toilet"
"Never fear, there's a lovely bush by here"

It's very simple and very fun. Try peeing outdoors... Now!!

by Peeer July 12, 2009

peeing

1. The act of your weewee/vagina leeking.
2. Sometimes forced act of urinating.

I am peeing on your leg.

Bobby can't stop peeing his pants.

She is peeing abnormally.

by CJDJ September 25, 2005

Pexting

(v) The act of sending male genitalia to a female via texting.

(n) A text including an image of a male's genetalia. It is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don't realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.

1. Nate won't stop pexting me at 2am when he's drunk!

2. I've been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.

by Chicke December 13, 2013