puerto rican cuban food 

Term racists use to describe the cuisine of the Caribbean

That racist pig Susan said we're having Puerto Rican Cuban food for dinner tonight.

puerto rican cuban food by Drogie May 24, 2017

Puerto Rican Chin Strap 

A style of beard commonly worn by Puerto Rican males that consists of a very thin band of hair extending from one sideburn, underneath the chin, and up to the other sideburn. Sometimes accented by an abundance of hair on the chin.

Before hitting the club, Jose made sure his Puerto Rican Chin Strap was nice and neat for the ladies.

Puerto Rican Chin Strap by Laurel Chris December 9, 2008

Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess 

When you even mention the name all men around will instantly orgasm.

Oh did you here about that big booty puerto rican goddess----- OH MY GAWD

Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020

puerto rican joust

Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.

The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.

puerto rican joust by ScottWeaver December 28, 2010

puerto rican shuffle 

To switch two lanes on the highway at once.

Shit fool, you almost created an accident trying to pull a puerto rican shuffle

puerto rican shuffle by freeryder March 13, 2009

puerto rican credit card 

A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.

"Oh my god! Het gots a puerto rican credit card!"

puerto rican credit card by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

Puerto Rican Fog Bank 

When a woman is giving you head, you turn around really quick and fart in her face. Bonus points are given if you can turn right back around and nut in her eye.

Dude, I just Puerto Rican Fog Banked that chick last night.

Puerto Rican Fog Bank by DW DC February 28, 2009