peter

ugly small dick

~or~

one who enjoys eating its own sperm

Its so small i need a magnifying glass-what a peter...

"Did you hear about him?

What about him?

He collects and eats his own sperm!

GROSS! what a peter!"

by tru4u September 14, 2010

peter

is a fucking asshole with no fucking life only plays cs:go, sucks at life and dies every 2nd day, cause he is a sowman

Peter is a fucking dumbass

by Boigjfw August 9, 2017

peter

usually a douche bag who plays games on his phone non stop and chucks hissy fits when it is taken away

maddi : peter, peter, peter.
peter: shut i'm about to die

by lolfuckyoucocksuckingbitch May 30, 2018

peter

peter is a piece of shit. no one likes him, not even his own dog. not even you. you hate peter.

i hate peter.

by peterbongwater July 8, 2019

peter

prick

peter is a prick

by peter4o94 June 30, 2019

peter

a annoying kid that can be weird

omg you shouldn't trust him yah Peter

by 95875987 December 11, 2019

Petered

Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.

Pete went to town and got absolutely Petered last night.

by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017