The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.
See also: pessimism, agnosticism
See also: pessimism, agnosticism
Random guy: Is there a God?
Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
by Greg March 20, 2005
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A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!
B: Hey, you like apple pie?
A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.
B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
B: Hey, you like apple pie?
A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.
B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
by Ralph January 13, 2005
Get the Pessimist mug.Pronounced (peZZimistic). Notice the starting is pronounced like the candy dispensers called 'Pez'. Most people pronounce this word wrong.
It is the opposite of optimistic. Pessimistic is defined as expecting the worst in this worst of all possible worlds.
Another way to spell pessimistic is pezzimistic.
It is the opposite of optimistic. Pessimistic is defined as expecting the worst in this worst of all possible worlds.
Another way to spell pessimistic is pezzimistic.
by AAD July 24, 2005
Get the pessimistic mug.Descriptive Noun. Second part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
Janey the Pessimist says, "I'm pretty sure that the gunmakers won't have to worry about liability, because they have bought enough public figures to ensure that it is so."
by seeker6079 October 27, 2005
Get the pessimist mug.1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.
2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things
2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things
(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that
Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day
(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)
Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play
Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown
Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run
Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that
Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day
(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)
Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play
Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown
Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run
Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet
by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009
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