persais

A crazy girl that is amazing!so pretty,funny,kind,and will very much entertain you no matter what but run before you die!!!

Persais is a good friend!

by Kand January 16, 2018

Persa

The meaning persa is a traditional greek name.

"The name Persa comes from the original languauge Greek"

by Mistery-glam March 1, 2009

Pericarditis

Pericarditis is an inflammation in the pericardium, causes severe pain while inhaling and exhaling. The pain gets worse when you lay down and eases when you bend over. The pericardium is the protective layer around the heart. Pericarditis is not fatal, but will last months without proper treatment.

"Hey NIGGA! I had Pericarditis last week! Serious hospital bills son... I could've used dat money for coke daw! Those cocks charged me 150$$!"

by lochnessmonster June 17, 2014

Up periscope

The act of hiding a random, uncontrollable boner by directing it upwards and binding it against your waist with your belt or pants waistband.

I had a boner that would just NOT GO DOWN, so I up periscoped it.

by Sporklord February 19, 2011

Isaiah Persad

Isaiah is natural weeb found only in introvert habitats. Be careful upon approach, he will bite.

Oh shit its Isaiah Persad, hes gonna take my virginity.

by WeebGod September 26, 2019

publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018

the periscope

The act of hiding your boner between your underwear and your belly so that it faces up 180 degrees, maintaining stealth. The head of the penis sticks out of the pants but is masked by the underwear, jeans, shorts, and/or shirt emulating a periscope. Using the periscope allows you to do everyday activities, while walking around with a massive errection. (for best results use with belt)

I felt nervous to solve the math equation in front of the class, but then I just used the periscope.

I hope parents don't get the wrong idea when I am at the daycare with my raging hard-on, thank God my step-dad taught me the periscope.

by John Paul VII August 26, 2012