Perennial assault

A swift, devastating blow to the small area which bridges the balls and the anus

In retaliation for Toby's dishonesty, I served him a perennial assault that nearly removed his prostate

by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017

Perennial Favorites

An album by the band Squirrel Nut Zippers, an ex-punk now jazz band popular during the 90’s, full of very strange songs and sexual innuendo in it (I.E. Trou Macacq and That Fascinating Thing, respectively.)

On the subject of Perennial Favorites:
John: Did you listen to The Kraken?
Jane: Yeah, I thought I was tripping for a while.
John: You weren’t?
Jane: I plead the fifth...

by Arbophilia August 6, 2018

perandium

the art of rolling in a straight line.

you look like you're good at perandium

by T.O.Brien May 16, 2008

perennial loser

one who sucks all of the time and will never have a great moment in their life

Matt Damon is a perennial loser.

by supernicknf June 14, 2019

Mr. Perennial

A Plant Man, Mr Perennial explores the natural world, and collects seeds on the way. Also known as Eddie, Mr. Perennial grows and distributes plants and plant merchandise from his home area in Toledo, OH.

"Where do you buy your flowers from?"
"Oh, I buy them from Mr. Perennial in Toledo!"

by MrPerennialFan April 15, 2021

perennial losers

See shitty loser-ass Lions

fuck the shitty loser-ass Lions, they are perennial losers.

by Boof Yo Mama September 28, 2008

Perenium

The rarest of all periodic elements, found predominantly in Russia. Prized by experts for its value, more then Plutonium and Uranium.
Has a half life of 69 years

Sergei was dumbfounded when Vlad found his perenium, it had been right there under his nose the whole time!

by Sideshow Willy September 9, 2018