a pepple kiss

When a person takes a shit but does not wash there hands and then has their partner suck their fingers as foreplay to sex.

Yesterday I ate mexican food for dinner and then I took a big 'ol dump. Then I gave that nasty bitch Shanice a pepple kiss before I fucked her.

by Arty Buckington January 25, 2008

pepileptic

A person who is so addicted to pepsi that they experience the mental and phsyical symptoms of a person going through withdrawal from drugs or that of a person who if drank water would probably mealt due to contamination. These people often times experience seizures if gone with out having pepsi for more than 1 hour. More extreme cases have lead to sugar poisioning, ulcers and even death.

Oh my god!! If I don't get some god damn pepsi into me, I think I'm going to go into and pepileptic shock.

by Lil Angel May 17, 2006

Pepelexia

When two close/best friends like each other sexually but do not want to have sex nor want fall in love with each other.

-Did you hear about Jake and Stacey?

-Yea, I heard they are in the Pepelexia zone

by Alex Ortsac January 2, 2019

pepilepsy

A nervous muscle-twitching disorder from elevated caffeine-intake.

If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

pepilepsi

When you are having an epilepsy but you only see Pepsi colors.

idk what to put here.. oh no I'm having a pepilepsi!

by pepilepsi February 3, 2021

pepul

Disgusting lumps of flesh that don't pay their taxes

Fuck you pepul!

by TehStateofZen May 26, 2022

pepilepsi

cooling your pussy down with some knock off Pepsi

"shit it burns go get something to cool me down"
"all we had was pepilepsi"
"what the fuck is that"
"some dollar store drink"
"ok just rub it on gently"

by Nobel6OfReach May 13, 2023