Penus Fly Trap 

A large penis belonging to a douche bag that catches chics left and right when swung

He just swings his penis and chics are caught in his penus fly trap!

Penus Fly Trap by Imlaurietoo October 5, 2021

penus vaccum 

A misspelling of the phrase, "penis vacuum", which itself is another term for cocksucker.

Osama bin Laden was a penus vaccum.

penus vaccum by Teleohony000 May 25, 2024

Penus butter

A fancy way of saying smegma

I’m going to make a penus butter and jelly sandwich

Penus butter by Crocotta1 April 18, 2026

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

coffee penus by Telephony November 13, 2011

Ur genus eat penus 

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

Ur genus eat penus by boshua bole March 13, 2018

Neck Penus 

A Neck Penus is a penis usually found on the neck, it has no purpose but to give others the chancce to make fun of you and say "Dude! what the fuck is that on your neck!?"

"I commited suicide because everyone was making fun of me for having a Neck Penus."

Neck Penus by NukkaFresh April 7, 2009

Gert Penus

When someone is a massive penis on purpose all the time

Ughhhh, I hate Jake he is a Gert Penus!

Gert Penus by I'm bored so I went online November 27, 2019