penishflaggen

intense male masturbation usuallly resulting in redness and chafing. sounds german...

I saw one of the hottest girls in the world lastnight and spent and spent the rest of the night penishflaggen

by assassin13 March 7, 2011

Penisnose

An rare trait that few are cursed with. It occurs when gypsies and unicorns mate and the outcome is a semi-normal looking child except for the fact that their nose looks like a penis. Oh, and they have GIANT foreheads.

Maddie has the biggest penisnose you eva seen!

by hungryhungrytiger;) August 31, 2011

Peniseule

If you say "Peniseule" to someone, he will say "Halts Maul du Eule!" to you, which means youre pretty fucked up.
In most of the cases u will get pwned if u say it.

Gore says: Du dreckige Peniseule pass auf Mann!
(You dirty penisowl watch out man!)
Anubis says: Halts Maul du Eule ich fick deine Mutter!
(Shut the fuck up you owl i will fuck your mom!)

by Gor+- November 5, 2006

the fast and the penisless

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.

Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

by James Myrick October 10, 2007

penisvore

A woman who is addicted to dick and will only eat penis and no other foods

the high school whore who is addicted to dick, she is the penisvore

by nalyd noterb July 23, 2010

Not the penis hole

Something WindowsXPUser says when he talks about penis.

WindowsXPUser: Not the penis hole
Windows XPUser: It's called the Urethra
Me: You have no clue how stupid that sounds.

It's not the penis hole, it's the Urethra.

by NotThePenisHole July 26, 2019

penisological clock

A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.

Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)

by Pools Rule October 19, 2015