Penis Colada

the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.

girl: "why are you pissing in the condom?"

guy: "im making you a penis colada"

by notlands July 13, 2020

Penalcolada

A beverage made of pineapple with a hint of some tequila or rum mixed with a man's penis. (Penal)

Hey daddy can I get a drink. Yeah baby, you want a penalcolada? Of course daddy. You want it virgin? It's never virgin silly.

by Jodaddy72 September 9, 2016

Penis Colada

delicious orgasm

I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis

by dhill November 2, 2003

Penis Colada

A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".

Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.

by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018

Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Penis Colada

to be sippin' on Pina Colada while getting dicked down dallas

Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"

by LupinTheFreak February 28, 2023

Penis Colada

The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.

Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.

by Cock for a tale June 4, 2023