penisize

1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.

1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

peniscake

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises

Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!

by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

penisoidal formation

When you're so much of a dickhead you're actually beggining to look like one.

Him: Dude, I totally did your sister.
You: You're dead you penisoidal formation.

by Forseti April 30, 2006

peniscake

what you describe someone when they're nice sometimes, but then other times, they're an asshole.

"here's a box of chocolate"
"aw thanks"
"lol fuck you they're poisoned"
"wow peniscake"

by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013

Peniscope

A male member that needs to cautiously pop up and survey the surrounding environment, before committing to surfacing fully.

As drunk as I was, I had to up peniscope before agreeing to go home with her...

by Jennicam January 20, 2009

Big-Penisder

When one man has a larger penis than another.

Kevin's pretty cute, but Nathan's big-penisder.

by mpih April 14, 2011

Penicide

A rare chemical that instantly dissolves penises.

Hey.. do you guys carry penicide?

by zsk5 February 20, 2009