PEMDAS

Please excuse my dope ass swag.

Ms. Teacher: "Does anyone know what PEMDAS stands for?"
You: 😏

by howdareyouopposememortal October 8, 2020

pemdas

it is a shortform of "please excuse my drunk a$$ pics"

i'm going to club so pemdas

by hhhhsc February 14, 2018

Pemda

“Please excuse my drunk ass”

Chad: “Dude you were so wasted last night, you puked all over that girl!”

Chet: “Sorry bro, pemda.”

by jjello March 3, 2018

PEMDAS

Perverted Evil Man Dad Association Society
or
Perverted Evil Monkeys Dicking with Assholes and Sluts

#1
1: Did you go to the PEMDAS public speaking?
2: Yeah, it was like an orgy in there.

#2
Dude, my ass is sore. the PEMDAS attacked last night.

by Chinchila546 April 13, 2015

PEMDAS

Please

Excuse
My

Dope

Ass
Swag

I play basketball, PEMDAS

by AriW March 13, 2014

Pedoandry

When a female individual is in a serious relationship with or marries a male who is much too young for said female.

Pedoandry: Jane, a 75 year old lady, is in a pedoandrous relationship with John, a 25 year old man.

by MonsterJikl August 21, 2010

PEMDAS

Please
End
My
Depressing

Ass
Self

Mark: Dude, you were supposed to eat my ass last night, where did you go?
Gabe: Sorry but you're my cousin, PEMDAS already

by Theoriginaldumbguy November 24, 2018