pendumbo

a hot guy who tries to hide the fact he is only a 3 incher

Meg:so how was Kenny last night?
Kat: Ugh, don't remind me. He's such a pendumbo!

by Simonton Pervs January 16, 2010

pendu

Indian word meaning simpleton or simplistic person. Usually used to refer to villagers.

That Jack is such a pendu, he doesn't even know how to turn on the t.v!

by rss August 22, 2003

pendu

An international fraud whose biggest achievement is being compared to Messi. When you miss him, you can call Norwich and he will appear but never scream LIverpool because he is known for being dissapeared in a big game. He loves scoring penalties because he cannot score otherwise. He is finished and has just recently signed to a team which plays in the Saudi Arabian league while the true Goat Messi won the world cup some weeks ago. If you want to make him cry, scream Morroco

When I finished my test, I said Pendu, The teacher knew that I was finished.
Kung Fu Pendu- the penalty taker
Hunting Norwich with Pendu.

by PenduFanPage January 5, 2023

pendulosity

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.

My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Pendulust

A person sexually enthralled by a sexual body part swinging freely from a fixed point, as in huge pendulous breasts or long swaying balls. (pendulum+lust)

"Oh, girl, your big tatas got him pendulusting."

by Holly M S May 20, 2010

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

pendulous labia

A condition where the labia minora extend far enough past the labia majora to be able to swing back and fourth with a pendulum like effect.

Look at the Piss flaps on that girl, she has a serious case of pendulous labia!

by Tiler leetch July 10, 2017