Mr. Pregnant

Absurdist YouTube comedian who makes bizarre gross-out videos. Often wearing his trademark snaggly, nasty ass fake teeth, he sings pop songs, makes prank calls, or wreaks havoc in public. A lot of his comedy involves his making fun of himself, in particular his so-called "manboobs" or "stink tits."

His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.

"Shnacker Shnaw!" shouted Mr. Pregnant as he galloped across the field in a pink leotard.

by AJR41885 February 26, 2009

Paper Pregnant

The stage in which a person or couple receives their official acceptance of their application for adopting a child, prior to the formal adoption; often for overseas adoptions.

Happy Couple: "We are officially paper pregnant! We just received acceptance of our application for adopting our little boy girl from Kenya! We couldn't be happier!"

by fcsuper April 12, 2007

pregnant

something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night

Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed

by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004

we're pregnant

A moronic statement made by men instead of saying "My wife/girlfriend is pregnant."

Guess what, we're pregnant!

by Not Pregnant January 25, 2008

Pregnant

Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.

Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.

Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-

The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-

by ThePurp December 6, 2009

Pregnant Patty

The act of packing an extremely fat bowl pack.

"Yo, Will. Pass me that bong. I'm about to pack a straight pregnant patty."

by Johny Fresh April 22, 2014

Pregnant

What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum

Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!

by SlopNChop March 15, 2017