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Pennsylvania

Literally meaning "Penn's Woods" but better defined by Democratic political strategist James Carville as "Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west and Alabama in the middle!" Middle of the state jokingly referred to as "Pennsyltucky". Home of perpetual road construction and an important swing state in national politics. Powerball lottery state. Actually kinda nice.
If you want to win the White House, you must make a strong effort to win Pennsylvania.
by Fast Bobby April 8, 2004
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peenSU

a group created at syracuse university to come together to appreciate the brilliance of blowjobs. PeenSU stands for Penis Suckers Union and we have both members (the suckers) and affiliates (those who are sucked).
Did you peenSU him?
We only got as far as peenSUing.
by 831or Chuck's July 20, 2008
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Pennsylvania tow truck

Any motor vehicle towing another vehicle by using rope, string, cords, cables, lassos, lariats, hawsers, or any other line-like device that is of poor quality. Excludes actual tow trucks.

Should look comical to non-Pennsylvanians.
{While driving on an on-ramp to I-70 in Pennsylvania}

Spencer: Did you see that? A Ford F-350 was pulling an old Ford Escape using a thirty foot long yellow seatbelt-like cable. There was someone steering the Escape too, since the cable was so long!

Ryan: Yea, that's just an ordinary Pennsylvania tow truck.
by Notorious REB August 3, 2011
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pennsylvania race yankee

Someone who has moved to the South from up north who loves NASCAR, thinks that yankees invented NASCAR and always wears / drives / buys / talks about NASCAR and NASCAR paraphenalia.
pennsylvania race yankees can furthe be identified by their annoying loud mouth personalities. Their incesent need to drive recklessly, tailgating and causing others to swerve out of their way to avoid a collision.
Complete morons who are too stupid to even understand that Southerners hate them, and insist on being treated with "southern hospitality".

An offshoot, equally loathesome is a former resident of Ohio who has moved south but always wears cleveland indian paraphenalia.
We used to go to Lake Norman on weekends, but since mooresville was bought by the pennsylvania race yankees you can't get near the lake on weekends without an armored vehicle.
by Stan West September 21, 2004
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Peenyos

The official spanish spelling of penis constructed by me and my esses
Esse 1-“Wow nice peenyos”
Esse dos-“Thanks, urs isn’t too bad urself
by PeenyosLover69 February 2, 2021
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peenster

Very simply: a peanut butter and jam sandwich. They can come in many varieties such as a double, triple, and quadruple decker peensters. Also, peensters can be toasted and have been known to have bananas inside.
Man I loves me a mothafuckin' peenster!
by 22mothafuckas March 21, 2008
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pennsylvania punisher

Is when you recieve a beer bong through the anus. Or a beer in the rear.
It started with a Pennsylvania Punisher, and ended badly.
by Joe Rudolpho Aguirre November 25, 2007
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