Peenalize

How all idiots pronounce the word penalize.

I will peenalize you for putting the wrong answer.

by Joseph Russo January 10, 2019

penial implants

The act of getting surgery for the purpose of enlarging the penial organs....peney

i sure could use some penial implantation in my tic-tac

by James January 28, 2004

Penial

1. of or relating to the penis 2. to be a penis; asshole 3. a disease that causes one to be a penis

Charlie was being penial in math class today.

by ih8unc1990 January 3, 2006

penial

Denial about the size of your penis

"Dude.. you're totally in penial.. your cock ain't 25 inches long by 12 inches thick!"

by Markishaquanda April 29, 2009

penial

The denial that someone just loves penis

What's wrong with scott?" "He is in love with sally but I think he has penial

by voltron disko July 9, 2010

penial plunge

when setting down to shit and having your cock n' balls fall in the toilet water

when phil sat down he took a penial plunge, it wasn't all bad it did clean up his p chode.

by sandvagina March 17, 2006

Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.

Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

by cantbetheking January 5, 2014