Peef

Another name for the shitty town in Hampshire, Petersfield.

Big up the Peef
Who's in Peef

by peefmassive July 30, 2017

Peef

When you aren't sure if you want Pork or Beef.

Chantelle wasn't sure what she wanted, so she asked for Peef.

by olephant August 16, 2023

Peef

To piss and fart at the same time leading to a violent anal explosion

Damn its a shame that she peefed

by Testicular tickleman March 2, 2023

Peef

A male queef , where air comes out of the penis like a fart or burp

Damn i peefed in that bitches mouth last night!!

by Thotslayer37 May 28, 2018

Peefing

The act of inserting a straw into your penis, and blowing air into it, which makes a queef-like sound when “exhaled.”

Damn bro last night me and Shawn had a peefing competition, and his was waaay louder than mine.

by Probablynothitler December 31, 2018

Peef

Peef, see also peefed or peefing. A term used to describe one or more individuals smart whitty comebacks/insults, or just plain win. Known as a peef.

Steve- Man these clothes are dirty.
Chris- Not as dirty as your mum!

Jessie- Oh my steve you just got peefed!!

OR

Dude, I've got so many kills on COD today, totally peefing!

by BertieDastard April 25, 2011

Peefing

if a woman still wants to have sex even if the man is too tired, the man will then poop, but not letting the poop completely leave his butthole, the girl then puts a condom on the poop, and fucks the condomed poop.

Bill was too tired to have sex after hours of fucking his girlfriend so he quenched his girl's sexual needs by peefing her.

by big nigga nigga nigga March 26, 2011