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muffin peddler

A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.
You see that muffin peddler? Man, I love him.
by Tanbor November 18, 2005
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peddle and crank

by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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pedidextrous

1. A person who is ambidextrous, specifically with their feet. Derived using the Latin word pes, which means feet. They are equally skilled at using either their left or right foot, which can provide an advantage in sports such as surfing, soccer, and the triple jump in athletics.

2. The ability of someone to perform skilful tasks with their feet such as writing and eating with chopsticks, by holding things between their toes.

3. A car where either the left or right headlight works, but not both at the same time. Based on the word pediddel, which means a car with only one working headlight.
The English athlete Jonathan Edwards was pedidextrous, and his unbeaten world record triple jump in 1995 was the first to exceed 60 ft.

Yesterday my car's left headlight wasn't working. Today it's the right one. It must be pedidextrous.
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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porn peddler

People who have overflowed the internet with cheap, payment required pornography. This often time involves spam email, annoying popup windows, or annoying banners which make many otherwise clean sites not safe for work.
ytcracker, g, and the rest of the digitalgangster crew are a bunch of low and dirty porn peddlers
by AlienWoo September 7, 2005
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pediddel

A car with only one working headlight. Coined by writer/actor/comedian Rich Hall. A pediddel is often mistaken for a motorbike. Recently it has become more common to spell it pediddle, as popularized by the pediddle game where you shout the word if you spot a car with one working headlight.
Hey look, here comes a pediddel!

Careful Dave, watch out for that pediddel.
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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Peddle zepp

noun: A small one to four man "lighter than air aircraft" that is powered through the use of bicycle peddles.
Professor McPhallus and his assistant rode their peddle zepp to the corner store for a quart of aether, chewing tobacco and a Dr.Pepper.
by Arvis January 22, 2010
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Pedidectomy

Procedure that is the removal of someone's foot from another's ass!
"you better watch yourself or your gonna end up needing a Pedidectomy soon"
by NO FILTER BITCH86 December 11, 2018
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