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Pedestrianity is a sub relgious belief which main principle is a strong conviction that man is neither made for nor should travel in any other way than by the means of his own two feet.
The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst Kaarsbøl.

In Kaarsbøl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.

He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, Hillerød.

In his writings Kaarsbøl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.
He is a Pedestrian and a hardcore follower of the book prophet and founder of Pedestrianity, Mikkel Troest Kaarsbøl
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pedestrianate

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(verb) To bring oneself to become a "pedestrian," by walking across some expanse.
One thing I want to do before I turn 30 is pedestrianate myself across Europe.

I pedestrianated myself from your house to mine.
by daisy perry April 25, 2007
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pedestrian drafting

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To follow closely behind someone, as to better cut through a large crowd, or avoid a situation where you would rather not be noticed.
I did some pedestrian drafting behind a tall guy at the party last night, so my ex wouldn't see me.
by jaysonphoto September 5, 2016
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Pedestrian

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An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect
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Militant Pedestrian

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A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.
After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."
by creasicle May 29, 2010
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Pedestrian Points

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If pedestrians are seen while you are driving you will yell the amount of pedestrians seen, followed by the words pedestrian points as to say however many pedestrians you hit, you will gain ten pedestrian points each.
“A man, his mom, and their daughter. 30 pedestrian points!”
by Mestupberryz38 December 15, 2018
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pedestrian rage

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n. Extreme anger toward motorists, similar to road rage. To express anger toward motorists while walking.
She had a major case of pedestrian rage.
by Laila Matar October 5, 2005
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