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Princess Pedestal Law

In the event one person, preferably female, is seen being harassed by unknown person(s) is to automatically assume that the harassers are male, anti-feminists, gamer gate, ect. Even when the evidence is proven that the harasser is not male, anti-feminist, gamer gate, ect.
A tumblr feminist assumes that the hate asks she receives are by a male blogger, even though the harassing blogger is clearly seen to being female. This is the example of Princess Pedestal Law.
by tikibomber July 3, 2015
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Pyrrhic Pedestal

When someone expends way too much energy on something that isn't important, to make make themselves appear above another person.
You have won an argument on the internet, and have spent a lot of time proving your superiority over me... in a thread! Congratulations on your Pyrrhic Pedestal.
by Nartal July 22, 2021
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pedestaling

talking very highly of someone, as if an idol or god.
saying something to the tune of "hey Branden is totally our savior for helping out with the party" would be pedestaling
by cupofdirtfordinner March 23, 2022
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Pedestal pussy

A women with a bangin bod but shitty personality , so you prop her up and make her look good and Give her a luxurious lifestyle, so that slay banging cooch!!
Bro, That women is basically a pedestal pussy And ya might as well make it a mahogany and leather pedestal the way you spoil her!! It’s just a Cooch!!
by Depressed Schmeat Stick 8 September 8, 2020
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Pedestal

Or podium? I don't know... You know what I mean. Ok, definition time pedestal: This is right < That means this < Which translates (roughly) to
Hym "This is a reasoning tool I like to call 'Hym's Pedestal.' It posits that: if this is that, then that means this, which means what you said translates to that."

Iam "You saw that too? Damn I always allude to it before I articulate it and then you guys reference it before I get the chance and then you think I'm referencing the reference but really I had it articulated BEFORE you said it but it was in the queue and I didn't get to it. And now you think I didn't think of it first. And I did. Damn."

Hym "Yessir! We got them good brains, baby!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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Pedesterizing

What a man riding on a bike does to a driver in a hurry, who doesn't want to wait while the bicyclist lollygags peddling slowly, as the car is trying to enter a traffic circle.

Riding along merrily while hindering those around you.
Why is he pedesterizing me?! This actually happened..
by mesquared May 3, 2014
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Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl
I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.
by shittyshel April 1, 2024
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