Peyton Manning

Quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts - 2 time league MVP - is unstoppable, apart from when he's in snowy weather, in a place called Foxboro, in the playoffs, or against a team named the Patriots. Likes to think that Indiapolis is a team, but knows that he alone is the Colts.

Marvin : Yo Peyton, we're off to Foxboro to play the Pats in the playoffs - WOOHOO!!!!
Peyton : *curls into a ball*
Weather reporter on TV : And in Foxboro this week, it's going to be snowing non-stop...
Peyton : *slashes wrists*

by MartinezPatriot17 September 8, 2005

Peyton Manning

a very good QB for the Colts. Many people on here say he's a choker, but its the team that chokes. Tom Brady appears to be better because he has a better team, when in reality, Manning and Brady have equal talent. People who hate on him for his commercials are just jealous because their QB doesn't get asked to do commercials. Manning still has a Superbowl win in him, probably more.

Peyton Manning is a beast. Some people are just so jealous. It makes me sad for them.

by lAcEyIsCoOl August 8, 2011

peyton manning

Biggest faggot on the face of the earth! he is over-rated in the nfl by like 100...he has the biggest forehead in the league. Peyton is a god damn redneck and his mouth is so crooked its on the side of his face.

"peyton manning calling the play on the line...manning FIRES ONE DOWN TO.....oh what do ya kno..the second biggest fag in the world...MARVIN HARRISON....again.

by legendx05 January 26, 2006

Peyton Manning

1) NFL Quarterback that often chokes in the playoffs. Some losers think he is better than Brady who has been very successful in the playoffs.
2) cocksucker
3) fag

Doesn't that cock-sucking fag look like manning.. wait, he is Peyton Manning!!

by bradyrules January 18, 2010

Peyton manning

To put one's balls and genitals on a females face when she is unsuspecting.

John, Peyton Manninged the new trainer when she was taping his ankle.

by Florida1234 September 15, 2016

peyton manning

Fugly Colts quarterback whom men do not feel threatened by, therefore he is well liked. Peyton has a button dick and it becomes evident through his play.

"After an ice cold shower he was hung like Peyton Manning"

by im eli manning February 10, 2008

peyton manning

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.

Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning

by G-Rad January 16, 2008