paypal

An online credit company that charges rediculous fees whenever a costomer pays me, which fucks up my profit.

It took me a while and alot of calculations to figure out a way to improve profit after I heard about ebay fees, now theres paypal fees, what the fuck, theyre both owned by the same company, why is there a fee for both?!
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Lets just put it this way, ive sold 12 items, I went from $0.00 to -$14.00. I now owe paypal/ebay 14 bucks! Thats the opposite of profit.

by Reggaetonist December 19, 2004

Paypal

1. Lying, thieving pieces of shit that should not be allowed to litter the world wide web with their sorry, scamming asses; 2. Bernie Madoff and Enron's forgotten shell company; 3. A company that makes the government look honest; 4. A criminal organization that allows a scammer to steal $2000 from you after you sell an item and ship it to the scammer Ebay buyer who then after 30 days files a chargeback. Paypal then takes $2000 from your account while they "investigate" the chargeback. They then, after you send all the proof, declare that they agree with you but the f*cking credit card company has the final descision and won't insure your f*cking sale. They then call your home 4-6 times a day trying to steal the money from you. DON"T USE PAYPAL OR EBAY, THEY WILL STEAL FROM YOU!!!!

Tha' thug just held up tha sto' and Paypal'd they asses fo' real! While he Paypal'd 'em, he apologized for the 'inconvenience' and pistol whipped 'em right up the azz.

by Pissed Off wit Ebay and Paypal August 22, 2012

PayPalien

Someone who is unfamiliar, and hence does not hold an account, with PayPal.

Dang - I sold a vase on eBay to a PayPalien! How will I ever get my money in a fast and secure method??

by lum7777 January 8, 2007

PayPal

A borderline criminal online payment service owned by eBay that charges exorbitant fees and has numerous traps in their "terms of service" that enables PayPal to freeze your account and seize your funds for whatever possible reason.

PayPal is run by greedy crooks, mobs, thieves and possibly terrorists and has no customer support whatsoever, only a robot that gives automated responses.

Their so-called "protection" is basically: Sure we'll protect you if something happens, we'll just rape you with fees BEFORE something happens. And if something does happen, you will need to file a case, wait six months, pay another fee and we might give you another automated response.

On top of paying eBay fees (listing, final value, reserve, pictures, etc) you are now forced to use PayPal and ONLY PayPal as your sole methode of payment... (and pay another fee that's worst than Western Union).

I sold a few items last week at a profitable margin on eBay but I made $0 because eBay took all the profit in fees. But then I had to pay PayPal fees so I am at a loss. I hope I can salvage my money because PayPal has now put a hold to my account and I will need to pay another fee to have the funds released and another fee to have to withdrawan to my bank account.

by imbored2 February 21, 2010

Paypaller

A player of an online game (typically small browser based games) who uses real money to purchase an excessive amount of assets or items in the game in order to be #1.

That damn paypaller killed me!
He's only in the #1 position because he's a paypaller

by KeyserSoze2010 July 10, 2010

paypa

money

I must get after my paypa chase.

by Lu Xiangshang July 24, 2003

paypet

A slave to a master, usually sexual in nature. Generally gives a monetary payment to the master, as well as absolute submission.

I had my paypet over last night, charged them $100 bucks to screw THEM up the ass!

by not a paypet, never will be October 23, 2008