Paeton Hughes

Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada he has 3 migdet bounty hunters on his payroll...

PAETON HUGHES FOR PRESIDENT!!!

by Paeton Hughes for president :D December 9, 2019

Payton Moormeier

The cutest boy in the world

Payton Moormeier is my boyfriend, he just doesn’t know it yet ;)

by Catsanddogs April 21, 2019

Paeton

Well.. she writes a lot. Shes a lot of things that start with "p". Perky, Polite, Pretty, and she makes everyone happy. Shes a good friend of mine and I can't help but to smile when she is around. She cares for other people and tells the truth. Without Paeton I'd be lost. Wether you love her or hate her, she is a good person and shes also very talented, if you ever get the chance to know one, take it. Nuff said. Shez beautiful and smart and she can kick your ass in a debate. Shes a fragile one but she has a strong soul so don't hurt her or I'll kill you.

What is perfection?
Well I'm not sure but Paeton comes close.

by WQA August 6, 2011

Paytonsexual

To be paytonsexual is to be attracted to the singer and video creator payton moormeier, to be paytonsexual you must be in his paybae fandom and know his special dates or simply that you like him to an excessive degree

hi, i'm paytonsexual! I'm obsessed with payton moormeier for calling me that

by Paybae obsessed w payton January 2, 2021

Paymetons

Derogatory term for Patreon.

Please support me on Paymetons!

by Falchion315 May 1, 2019

Walter Payton College Prep

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.

Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019

Payter-aid

Payter-aid is a mix drink of vodka and gatorade. nuff' said.

person 1:Hey want to have some Payter-aid this weekend?
person 2:frick yea!

by Jordan Myers June 4, 2009