The Pussy Patrol

A Hip-Hop band consisting of the members: T-Fizzle, JD McBigDick and The Pimp known as Whiskers. Known for their hit album "She Wet Like an Otter".

Oh shit! That's the Pussy Patrol! Get their Monkey Asses!

by AlbinoNova January 18, 2015

Patronize

To give someone the appearance that you're speaking to them kindly, when you're actually insulting & belittling them.

"I got you a mask to wear so nobody can see your ugly face." (Guy #1)

"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)

"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)

"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)

"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)

"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)

by JustMeJoeKing October 31, 2018

Skoal Patrol

A group of adults (usually teachers or parents) who keep a lookout for young men (sometimes women) using dip or snuff when they are not supposed to do so.

Guy 1: "Man, I almost got busted by the Skoal Patrol today.."

Guy 2: "Did you have to swallow your dip?"

Guy 1: "Nah, I got lucky"

by ShadyRunner February 16, 2009

Patrón

A high quality brand of tequila that comes in Silver (regular white tequila), Reposado (“rested”, aged for 6 months), Añejo (“aged”, aged for one year) and Gran Patrón (triple distilled and aged). It also has two flavored variations XO Café (coffee flavored) and Citrónge (orange flavored).

"You can hit it like a game of ping-pong, if you give me two shots of Patrón." -Missy Elliott

by Icy88 April 14, 2006

Bacon Patrol

The police. The pigs formally known as the police.

"Oh look here comes the bacon patrol."

by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack October 3, 2011

El Patron

The Boss/Lord. Someone who is in charge.

Pablo Escobar was the greatest Colombian drug lord. Pablo Escobar, El Patron.

by 7abub July 31, 2013

Patrolling

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.

"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."

by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014