patient

A client of a medical clinic.

Does not turn up for appointments.

Turns up without an appointment.

Makes appointments.
Changes appointments.
Does not turn up for appointments.
Complains about payment.
Does not pay for appointment.

Terrorises clinic staff with loud, angry outbursts.

Terrifies other patients with inappropriate anecdotes.

Refers other patients.
Process starts once again.

An impatient patient who saps the patience from patient clinic staff.

by mownie March 31, 2010

Patient Zero Day

As "Patient Zero" refers to the first known infected case in a zombie plague, Patient Zero Day is the celebration of the coming of the first ever zombie- that zombie is Jesus Christ. (Patient Zero Day is Easter).

"Happy Patient Zero Day! Did the bunny give you chocolate eggs?"

by seepyseedy March 31, 2013

Patient Zero

The 1st person infected by a zombie plague starting the zombie apocalypse/end of times. reffering to a mass infection of a populace either by a secret operation or misshap. This "zombie plague" swamps normal military and law enforcement organizations, leading to the panicked collapse of civilian society until only isolated pockets of survivors remain, scavenging for food and supplies in a world reduced to a pre-industrial hostile wilderness also known as Z day.

becky was the first infected with the virus...she's patient zero. lets kill that bitch.

see:Night of the living dead, zombieland, left for dead, 28 days later

The most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often.

by iheartgravediggers January 23, 2011

a patient

a person with mental issue of some kind.....or is socially inept.

as in, 'don't bother with him - he's a patient'

(originated in UK prisons during the early 1980's and is in wide use inside today)

I'd stray away from him - he's a patient .

'he's on medication - he's a patient'.

by thecleaner June 21, 2018

Patient Zero

That unknown mysterious colleague who comes into the office, sneezes every 5 mins, spreads a ton of nasty ass bacteria that eventually has half the office calling in sick the following day.

Matt: Geez Alice, you have been chain sneezing for the last 15 mins, Are you okay?
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.

by methradeth October 10, 2019

Concerned Patient

1. a stupid ass online pseudonym for critics of Chicago-area doctors.

2. Concerned Patient(s) often clutter comment threads with shrill rants and libelous claims about said doctors; however, their participation in the threads is still welcome by moderators due to overall flagging interest in the blog / website.

Concerned Patient: Thank you so much! Someone was finally brave enough to expose this pill-pushing evildoer!

Reader # 2: Yeah, right! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!

by special someone !!!!3 May 12, 2010

Dementia Patient

Someone who forgets too much.

Jason: Hey what time does the game start?
Jack: Ummmm.... I forgot
Jason: Wow jack you're a real Dementia Patient
Jack: I know :(

by Obligitory Pseudonym October 21, 2019