kirtan patel

a cool dude who is always smacked af. he's funny and mad smart

random nigga who's name Is Kirtan Patel

by Black Nigga November 9, 2013

patel

The last name of the person your money goes to when you stay in a hotel or motel in the United States.

"Who owns this motel?"
"Mr. Patel"

by Flight23 August 7, 2006

Raj Patel

A male family member of another, more successful Indian hotel owner hired to basically keep an eye on the hotel(s) but has no real grasp of the business nor any real mental capacity to ever become a successful owner in his own right. The Indian version of a loser.

"Habib has been running the hotel for his brother in law for 10 years, but he is such a Raj Patel that his future is not likely to ever amount to more than that."

by Jacob Miller September 13, 2005

Platelingus

plate-a-lingus noun

The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.

The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.

The pot roast was so delicious, John engaged in platelingus to lap up the remaining gravy.

Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.

by Nails11 July 7, 2011

Shiv Patel

Sexiest nigger in the whole world. Loves fucking underage women

Holy shit he’s such a Shiv Patel

by Jshsbbdbdbxj December 5, 2018

Patelle

When you have a teacher who is a complete and utter bastard. Derived from the word dick head or Kunt, which both have the same meaning.

Boy 1: Ohh shit man, look who is our sub this lesson!

Boy 2: Fuck, its one of those dickhead teachers who think they are so smart. He was probably beaten as a child too :P
Boy 1: This gits such a Patelle!

by KSHZZAP August 25, 2011

Patel

the name of millions of people

hey mr patel number 6390845034760

by Aaron November 26, 2003