Pitchfork Effect

Indie kids around the world flock to buy and/or download the latest high ranking reviewed album published by the quintessential yet slightly biased indie music site, Pitchforkmedia.com.

Generic Indie Kid #1: (As he laces up his pre-worn converses)
"OMG Pitchfork has just reviewed the new Times New Viking!"

Generic Indie Kid #2: "Shit! Seriously?! That's the new lo-fi noise rock band isn't it?! I'm so downloading that right now."

Metal Head: "The Pitchfork Effect at it's finest..."

by Levis454 January 24, 2008

poseidon's pitchfork

Poseidon's Pitchfork is when a male is urinating and his stream starts, or leads into, a triple stream going left, right and center.

Oh man, I had to pee so bad last night, I made Poseidon's Pitchfork.

by AGills March 26, 2017

Pitchforkcore

Music (especially indie music) or bands that were popularized by the music website Pitchfork. Often used derisively.

At this point I think we can assume that any band with "Beach" in its name is Pitchforkcore.

White kids who don't listen to rap will listen to Odd Future because it's Pitchforkcore.

by hataraxia August 22, 2011

pitchfork

a device used to anal-probe self-righteous pricks who pretend they created all of the bands they listen to and have never considered another's opinion on anything.

Get off your defensive high horse, fan boy; I will pitchfork ya!

by le assclown March 28, 2005

Pitchforky

Criticism that is pitifully reactionary and irresponsible

Ryan's review of the new Wilco record was a little pitchforky.

by m.leland June 6, 2007

Pitchforking

A threesome with all Dudes.

Mike: "Yo I had a threesome last night"
John: "Was it a love sandwich or a devils threeway?"
Mike: "Neither, I was pitchforking"

by TheRealGhostbusters October 17, 2015

Pitchfork

What I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music.

I bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I don't base my life around someone elses opinions.

by cock whore June 24, 2003