Parkland

An extremly rich community located in south florida, and is known for its horrible police, and overly new-yorkian population, which basically means its filled with a bunch of arrogant arses

Hey there Kevin, would you enjoy another street named after you, or would you prefer another car for your 11th birthday?

by Clamity May 3, 2005

Portland, Maine

Portland is a city. An average sized city by many state standards, but the largest city in Maine. It has a diverse population, unlike the many towns surrounding it. If you want to go "out" in Southern Maine, you make the trip to the old port. The architecture and museums are school field trip destinations. The city has many look-out points along Casco Bay.

Where are we going tonight? Portland, Maine.

by marthkat March 4, 2009

Portland, OR

The greatest fucking city in the United States. There aren't any jobs there, but the people, parks, coffee, indie music, proximity to excellent hydroponic weed and general vibe of the place make up for it. I can't believe I left and am going back as soon as possible.

Portland, PDX, Stumptown, City of Roses, NW, SE, Pacific Northwest, Portland, OR

by Jeffrey C. Gillespie October 17, 2008

Portland, CT

The Portland that is NOT in Maine. The unknown town in the middle of nowhere. Where everybody knows everybody and their mom. Where Mr. Miles and Mr. Record Teach High School to unsuspecting students and fail them. Where everybody has worked at either tri-town or dunkin donuts (we have two of them). Where the only thing to do on the weekend is to get drunk, high or both. Where you can travel for 15 minutes before reaching a major road.

'Let's go to Portland, CT !'
"Are you kidding me?! Thats where Mr. Miles teaches Junior English and everyone fails."

by marm123 February 5, 2009

portland dangler

When mixing a drink, you stir said drink with your cock

"dude that crazy bitch asked me to mix her a drink, so I gave her the 'ol Portland Dangler

by Jon Doyal February 5, 2008

Parkland

Numerous brick walls containing many individuals capable of correctly spelling the word "conceited" along with an educated staff knowledgeable of which indefinite articles to use before words starting with vowels.

I go to Parkland and am satisfied with the education that I received here.

by Hindustu August 28, 2007

Portland

Portland is the largest city in Oregon and is located in the
northwestern part of the state, directly across the Columbia River from Washington.

Portland is known for its liberal politics, its many parks, independent music, independent businesses and its proximity to the Columbia River Gorge, the Cascades (Mt. Hood in particular), and the Pacific coast. Its nicknames include the City of Roses, Bridgetown, Stumptown and PDX (after the city's airport).

The city is divided into "quadrants" (there are actually 5 sections) north and south by Burnside St. and east and west by the Willamette River. North Portland is located norht of downtown, but east of the river which curves westward at that point.

Some well-known musicians from Portland include the Dandy Warhols, the Decemberists, Lifesavas, Sleater-Kinney, the Mooney Suzuki, Elliott Smith, the Shins, Stars of Track and Field, and Pink Martini. Famous authors from Portland include Chuck Palhniuk, Beverly Cleary, Ursula K. Leguin and Katherine Dunne.

Portland is located in the Willamette River Valley.

by botey September 25, 2006