Parted

When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.

I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.

by new2UD December 18, 2011

Partey

V/N :

"Party"
A slang way of saying "Party"
Also, usually said in a "LOUD" manner.
Also means, "Going to bar"
Also means, "A cool birthday of some friend."
A word originated from the Philippines. (Since there's no definition yet.)

G1: u going to "the" partey tonight?
G2: meh, I have to finish my thesis today... It's going to be a busy day for me...
G1: WTF! Go to hell! No way? I heard that Katrina Halili will guest there?
G2: WTF? No way? "The" Katrina Halili, the scandal queen?
G1: Yes way!!! FTW! LOLz!
G2: MEH! I just remembered that the deadline for my thesis will be next week...I'll forget the thesis for today.
G1: So dude, LET'S PARTEY!
G2: (shouts) LET'S PARTEEEY!

by theblob.jp May 26, 2009

Parlez-vous

When you’re hitting it from the back and you pee a little

Robin: I had such a time last night with Candace, I got so excited that I peed a bit on her poop deck! Good thing she couldn’t see anything, I’d be so embarrassed.

Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!

by Sturdyfellow January 8, 2021

parez

Hes a player , he manipulates everyone into thinking there wrong .

Hes aggravating , and very much annoying.

His music is very much trash , he can khs.

ew look its parez....

by isackywh January 10, 2022

parted

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.

I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

parlez!

Although used in pirates of the carribean, it originated from the french verb meaning "to speak" which is actually "parler." Parlez is the vous(you plural i.e. y'all/you guys)form, also used as the command form. In pirates of the carribean it is used as the right to speak to and negotiate terms with the captain, etc.

Je parle! (I speak) Elle lui parle a.(She speaks to him/her) I invoke the right of parlez. (as used in POTC)

by Allie January 12, 2005

landry partelli

has a new bf every week a slut and a try hard acts like she is a popular girl but no she is hated by everyone. A girl who thinks she is the shit the girl who think she is thick but no the girl who think she is pretty but no.

landry partelli the pretty bitch

by point blank period November 11, 2019