parp

usually associated with emmo, although this is not through emmos own fault. The nooper came up with this marvy terminology, and tends to use it an awful lot.

*holds nose and rasps violently* 'did you parp AGAIN? emmo? did you?'

by emmo January 31, 2004

Jurassic Parp

an emission of wind so awful it would bring tears to the eyes of a dinosaur

cor, bloody hell what a Jurassic Parp! ugghh

by Uncle MacTipps October 1, 2010

jebus parp

Nice smelling fart

Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.

by sexylover1million April 5, 2014

Parp

A ginger haired person, who is referred to as a 'snap, crackle, parp'; condensed to parp for short.

oh my god, she's making out with a parp!

by parp_lover November 26, 2010

parp tent

When you let a super loud ripping fart out while under a blanket.

JOE: hey baby, check this out

Joes bitch: What baby? what do you want me to check out?

JOE: *PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP"

Joes bitch: OMG *GAG* *Dry heave*

Joe: ROFL HAHAHAH PARP TENT ON YOU!!!!!
Take that you cheating bitch!

by JOE PARP November 12, 2007

parp peril

That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home

I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet April 5, 2014

Parp-Bot

1: A robot created by me and some buddies to follow the rules of parp. See also parp

1: Is aan example really needed here??

by g28401 September 16, 2005